Buncha random Blogger questions to work with

1. Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked. 
2. All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why? 
3. When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out? 
4. Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school? 
5. If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that? 
6. Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once: 
7. The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog? 
8. When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown? 
9. What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks? 
10. You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows? 
11. You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make? 
12. In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming? 
13. If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

2. All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?

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What kind of archaic shit is that?  My address book is in the cloud; in my gmail account; linked to the contacts app on my phone.  Explain to me how all the numbers fall out of my address book again?

1. Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.

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I'm too fucking hot as it is.  Can't have my primary air exchanger insulated.  The people who are wearing scarves as fashion are asking for an impromptu hanging.